Learning and Living the God-centered life

One Biblical Doctrine at a time…

From Hair to Eternity


Sign up today!

Thinking of starting a Circus Church plant?

Having trouble connecting with the culture of your community?

Let Monty Python’s Flying Circus Church Planting Kit do the work for you. You’ll live the life of Brian by following our guide to putting on a 3-ring circus in your church each and every week. Nothing is out of bounds. Each kit comes inside a replica can of Spam!

We will show you how to connect with the worldly folks in your area by starting a:
  • Ministry of Silly Walks
  • Ministry of Silly Games
  • Ministry of Short Silly Sermons
  • and much, much more.

This is the Holy Grail of church planting kits. You’ll show folks the meaning of life once you order Monty Python’s Flying Circus Church Planting Kit. Available from Zondervan, Christianity Today, or from any Emergent Church coffee shop & new age bookstore. Also available beside the Beltone hearing aid desk in the lobby of many evangelical megachurches across America!
Get yours today… (Spam & cheese not included)


The "christian" culture


Pastor response to napping congregation


It's that time of year again

I, Me and My

This is classic about “HOW” we love to be about ourselves. As one of my first Bible teachers expressed it to me as the unholy trinity of I, Me and My. Some people are very out front and in your face as Brian Regan talks about in this great comedy skit.

The Pelagius Halloween Costume

from the Sacred Sandwich blog site

Light Bulb Theology

Posted by Reformed Renegade


How many “denomination types” does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatic: Only 1 – Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostal: 10 – One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None – Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None – Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.)

Baptists: At least 15 – One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

Episcopalians: 3 – One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons: 5 – One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists: Undetermined – Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Nazarene: 6 – One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None – Lutherans don’t believe in change.

Amish: What is a light bulb?